When the asteroid hits, at least you'll look festive! This hilariously dark, novelty tee blends the cozy charm of the "ugly Christmas sweater" style with a prehistoric disaster. The pixelated pattern shows three innocent dinosaurs watching the ultimate holiday surprise—a giant, fiery red asteroid descending from the heavens toward a tiny Christmas gift. Perfect for science buffs, fans of historical humor, or anyone who appreciates a truly dark holiday joke!
✨ Quality That Survived the Cretaceous Period
Our commitment to quality is as solid as a fossilized bone:
Ethically Sourced: Made from comfortable, responsibly-sourced 100% cotton.
Support Independent Artists: This unique, custom design is sourced from talented independent artists and designers globally.
Vibrant, Eco-Friendly Print: Each order is custom printed using environmentally friendly, water-based inks.
Print Durability: Our chemically-formulated ink bonds into the cotton fibers, ensuring the festive colors and knit pattern have incredible longevity and vibrancy that will not wash off.
Dino Apocalypse Christmas Sweater T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 54 73 Large 57 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the Short Sleeve T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current Short Sleeve T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
Short Sleeve T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the Short Sleeve T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest
