"Astarion’s Juice Box – Freshly Squeezed" 🩸🧛
Even the most refined vampire spawn needs a little refreshment! This cheeky tee features a juice box labeled "Astarion’s Juice Box"—complete with a straw and suspiciously red liquid. Whether you’re a willing snack or just here for the dark humor, this shirt is perfect for fans of Baldur’s Gate 3 and their favorite charming bloodsucker.
Crafted from 100% ethically sourced cotton, it’s as comfortable as being charmed into a midnight stroll. Custom-printed with eco-friendly inks, because even Astarion would appreciate a sustainable… feast.
🩸 Perfect for vampire lovers, BG3 fans, and anyone who’d let Astarion have just a sip.
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Baldurs Gate: Astarion's Juice Box Short Sleeved T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 53 73 Large 56 75 XLarge 59 77 2XL 62 79 3XL 65 82 4XL 69 84 How to measure:
- Half Chest: Lay garment flat. Measure across front, side to side, below sleeve join.
- Length: Measure from neck seam to bottom hem.
