Baldurs Gate: Astarion's Juice Box Short Sleeved T-Shirt

ZAR 290.00

"Astarion’s Juice Box – Freshly Squeezed" 🩸🧛
Even the most refined vampire spawn needs a little refreshment! This cheeky tee features a juice box labeled "Astarion’s Juice Box"—complete with a straw and suspiciously red liquid. Whether you’re a willing snack or just here for the dark humor, this shirt is perfect for fans of Baldur’s Gate 3 and their favorite charming bloodsucker.
Crafted from 100% ethically sourced cotton, it’s as comfortable as being charmed into a midnight stroll. Custom-printed with eco-friendly inks, because even Astarion would appreciate a sustainable… feast.
🩸 Perfect for vampire lovers, BG3 fans, and anyone who’d let Astarion have just a sip.
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