Honk if you're panicking! 😱🦢💨
If overthinking was an Olympic sport, this goose would take the gold. Featuring a hilariously frazzled feathered friend, the "All My Systems Are Nervous" funny shirt is perfect for anyone running purely on anxiety and vibes. Whether you're socially awkward, existentially concerned, or just always on high alert (like a goose near a toddler with bread), this tee speaks your truth.
Printed on 100% soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is comfy enough to calm your nerves… but let’s be real, the anxiety is here to stay.
Wear it, embrace the chaos, and honk your way through life.
#AnxiousGoose #HonkPanic #OverthinkingChampion #FlightNotFight #NervousWreck
Nervous Goose Funny Short-Sleeved Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 54 73 Large 57 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 3XL 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest