Wear your survival on your sleeve with this vintage-style collegiate design. Commemorating the class of 2091, this shirt honors the brave souls who stared down the "silver dust" and lived to tell the tale. Featuring a bold shield, a lone astronaut, and the Hail Mary itself, it’s the ultimate insider gear for anyone who knows that saving the sun requires a little science and a lot of grit.
✨ Engineered for Interstellar Survivors
Maximum Comfort: Crafted from premium, breathable 100% black cotton—soft enough for a long nap in a Coma Bed, but durable enough for planet-side duties.
Vintage Precision: We use high-grade, eco-friendly inks to give the golden-yellow print that classic "I’ve seen some things" weathered look without sacrificing any detail.
Eridian-Grade Durability: This design is built to withstand the rigors of time and high-heat washes, ensuring your alumni status stays sharp across the decades.
Project Hail Mary: Alumni T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 53 73 Large 56 75 XLarge 59 77 2XL 62 79 3XL 65 82 4XL 69 84 How to measure:
- Half Chest: Lay garment flat. Measure across front, side to side, below sleeve join.
- Length: Measure from neck seam to bottom hem.
