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Project Hail Mary: Alumni T-Shirt
Wear your survival on your sleeve with this vintage-style collegiate design. Commemorating the class of 2091, this shirt honors the brave souls who stared down the "silver dust" and lived to tell the tale. Featuring a bold shield, a lone astronaut, and the Hail Mary itself, it’s the ultimate insider gear for anyone who knows that saving the sun requires a little science and a lot of grit.
✨ Engineered for Interstellar Survivors
Maximum Comfort: Crafted from premium, breathable 100% black cotton—soft enough for a long nap in a Coma Bed, but durable enough for planet-side duties.
Vintage Precision: We use high-grade, eco-friendly inks to give the golden-yellow print that classic "I’ve seen some things" weathered look without sacrificing any detail.
Eridian-Grade Durability: This design is built to withstand the rigors of time and high-heat washes, ensuring your alumni status stays sharp across the decades.
