All the Kitties Float Hoodie
A parody of Stephen King’s IT, this hoodie features a hauntingly cute feline with a red balloon and a promise: "All the kitties float down here." Equal parts spooky and ridiculous.
Made from 260gsm, 100% brushed cotton anti-pill fleece—soft enough to lure any curious cat. Comes with lined hood, drawcord, and a kangaroo pocket to stash your fears (or treats).
Floaty, fluffy horror.
More fur than fear.
Parody power: 100%.
You’ll float too—into comfort.
All the Kitties Float Hoodie
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XS 52 66.5 Small 54.5 69.5 Medium 57 72.5 Large 59 75 XLarge 62 78 XXLarge 65 81 3XL 67 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the hoodie flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your tshirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest