Are you tired of glitter, rainbows, and relentless optimism? Do you maintain a strict, unbiased level of disdain for everyone you meet? This is the shirt that speaks your truth!
Featuring the unapologetic statement "I HATE ALL PEOPLE EQUALLY" alongside a majestic, yet clearly unwell, pixelated unicorn spewing a rainbow, this shirt perfectly balances cynical humor with mythical charm. It's the ultimate uniform for introverts, sarcastic friends, and anyone who appreciates truly equal opportunity hatred.
Comfort and Quality:
Soft, Premium Fabric: Made from comfortable, high-quality cotton, it's soft enough to wear while you avoid all social interaction.
Durable Print: The vibrant graphic is printed to last, ensuring your message of equal disdain stays clear and bright.
I Hate All People Equally T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 54 73 Large 57 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the Short Sleeve T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current Short Sleeve T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
Short Sleeve T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the Short Sleeve T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest
