Just Tell Him I’m in Another Castle
Tired of plumbers showing up uninvited? This tee channels Peach’s ultimate power move: polite deflection with a side of sass.
Whether Mario’s stomping koopas or speedrunning heartbreak, this shirt lets everyone know you’ve got better things to do — like cake, crowns, and not being rescued today.
👑 Features:
✔ 100% Royal Cotton – Soft, comfy, and totally Bowser-proof.
✔ Bold Castle-Inspired Graphic – Because one fortress is never enough.
✔ Perfect for Gamers, Meme Lords, and Anyone Dodging Responsibility.
Mario Again?! Gaming T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 54 73 Large 57 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the Short Sleeve T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current Short Sleeve T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
Short Sleeve T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the Short Sleeve T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest