Behold... the most powerful artifact in Middle-Meowth.
This gloriously ridiculous parody turns the ominous Eye of Sauron into a feline masterpiece: a majestic cat butt rising from the flames, watching all, judging all, and definitely knocking your valuables off the tower of Barad-dûr.
😼 Features:
✔ 100% Soft Cotton – Comfy enough for second breakfasts and long quests.
✔ Hilarious Parody Design – The fiery all-seeing cat butt you didn’t know you needed.
✔ For Tolkien Fans, Cat People, and Agents of Chaos – Because evil never sleeps... and neither does your cat.
You cannot hide... from the Eye.
Especially when it's mooning you.
The All-Seeing Eye: One Butt to Rule Them All T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 54 73 Large 57 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 3XL 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the Short Sleeve T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current Short Sleeve T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
Short Sleeve T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the Short Sleeve T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest