Who needs emotional stability when you’ve got sarcasm, caffeine, and chaotic energy?
This hilariously unhinged tee features a smug, majestic horse paired with the perfect punchline for anyone who's just barely holding the reins. It's the ideal outfit for folks who are functioning, but only just—like a galloping mess in a glitter saddle.
🐴 Features:
✔ 100% Soft Cotton – Comfy enough for breakdowns or barn naps
✔ Bold, Funny Graphic – A horse with more composure than you
✔ For the Anxiously Awesome – Because mental stability is so last season
Stable? Neigh, friend. Neigh.
Stable? That’s for Horses T-Shirt
R285.00Price
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SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 54 73 Large 57 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the Short Sleeve T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current Short Sleeve T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
Short Sleeve T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the Short Sleeve T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest
