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Stable? That’s for Horses T-Shirt

Who needs emotional stability when you’ve got sarcasm, caffeine, and chaotic energy?

This hilariously unhinged tee features a smug, majestic horse paired with the perfect punchline for anyone who's just barely holding the reins. It's the ideal outfit for folks who are functioning, but only just—like a galloping mess in a glitter saddle.

 

🐴 Features:


✔ 100% Soft Cotton – Comfy enough for breakdowns or barn naps
✔ Bold, Funny Graphic – A horse with more composure than you
✔ For the Anxiously Awesome – Because mental stability is so last season

 

Stable? Neigh, friend. Neigh.

Stable? That’s for Horses T-Shirt

ZAR 285.00Price
Color
Quantity
  • SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH
    XXS 44 64
    XS 48 67
    Small 50 70
    Medium 53 73
    Large 56 75
    XLarge 59 77
    2XL 62 79
    3XL 65 82
    4XL 69 84

    How to measure:

    • Half Chest: Lay garment flat. Measure across front, side to side, below sleeve join.
    • Length: Measure from neck seam to bottom hem.

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