Who needs emotional stability when you’ve got sarcasm, caffeine, and chaotic energy?
This hilariously unhinged tee features a smug, majestic horse paired with the perfect punchline for anyone who's just barely holding the reins. It's the ideal outfit for folks who are functioning, but only just—like a galloping mess in a glitter saddle.
🐴 Features:
✔ 100% Soft Cotton – Comfy enough for breakdowns or barn naps
✔ Bold, Funny Graphic – A horse with more composure than you
✔ For the Anxiously Awesome – Because mental stability is so last season
Stable? Neigh, friend. Neigh.
Stable? That’s for Horses T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 53 73 Large 56 75 XLarge 59 77 2XL 62 79 3XL 65 82 4XL 69 84 How to measure:
- Half Chest: Lay garment flat. Measure across front, side to side, below sleeve join.
- Length: Measure from neck seam to bottom hem.

































