Shine bright—at a safe distance! This hilarious T-shirt takes a classic motivational trope and gives it a healthy dose of existential dread. Featuring an adorable, wide-eyed star and a colorful rainbow, the text "BE LIKE A STAR... DISTANT AND DYING" is the perfect gift for cynics, introverts, and anyone who prefers their humor dark and their personal space respected.
✨ Quality That Outlasts the Universe
Our commitment to quality ensures this print is built to endure the heat of a supernova:
Ethically Sourced: Made from comfortable, responsibly-sourced 100% cotton.
Support Independent Artists: This witty, custom graphic design is sourced from talented independent artists and designers globally.
Vibrant, Eco-Friendly Print: Each order is custom printed using environmentally friendly, water-based inks.
Print Durability: Our chemically-formulated ink bonds into the cotton fibers, ensuring the vivid yellow star and colorful lettering have incredible longevity and vibrancy that won't fade or wash off.
Distant and Dying T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 53 73 Large 56 75 XLarge 59 77 2XL 62 79 3XL 65 82 4XL 69 84 How to measure:
- Half Chest: Lay garment flat. Measure across front, side to side, below sleeve join.
- Length: Measure from neck seam to bottom hem.
