Shine bright—at a safe distance! This hilarious T-shirt takes a classic motivational trope and gives it a healthy dose of existential dread. Featuring an adorable, wide-eyed star and a colorful rainbow, the text "BE LIKE A STAR... DISTANT AND DYING" is the perfect gift for cynics, introverts, and anyone who prefers their humor dark and their personal space respected.
✨ Quality That Outlasts the Universe
Our commitment to quality ensures this print is built to endure the heat of a supernova:
Ethically Sourced: Made from comfortable, responsibly-sourced 100% cotton.
Support Independent Artists: This witty, custom graphic design is sourced from talented independent artists and designers globally.
Vibrant, Eco-Friendly Print: Each order is custom printed using environmentally friendly, water-based inks.
Print Durability: Our chemically-formulated ink bonds into the cotton fibers, ensuring the vivid yellow star and colorful lettering have incredible longevity and vibrancy that won't fade or wash off.
Be Like a Star... Distant and Dying T-Shir
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 54 73 Large 57 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the Short Sleeve T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current Short Sleeve T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
Short Sleeve T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the Short Sleeve T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest
