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Mortified – Pygmy Hippo of Eternal Secondhand Embarrassment Shirt
ZAR 285.00Price
Inspired by Moo Deng — the tiniest hippo with the biggest emotional damage. Caught mid-gasp and radiating secondhand embarrassment, this little legend is the spirit animal of every awkward moment you've ever tried to forget. 🦛💥
Whether you're reliving a cringy DM, mispronouncing “quinoa,” or just existing too loudly in public — Moo Deng’s rival is right there with you. Mortified. Constantly.
🫣 Features:
✔ 100% Soft Cotton – For cozy comfort during every social misfire.
✔ Crisp Monochrome Print – Clean lines. Big energy. Bigger regrets.
✔ For the Chronically Embarrassed – We see you. We are you.From awkward silences to catastrophic typos — this tee wears your pain so you don’t have to.
Be flustered. Be fabulous. Be Mortified.
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 53 73 Large 56 75 XLarge 59 77 2XL 62 79 3XL 65 82 4XL 69 84 How to measure:
- Half Chest: Lay garment flat. Measure across front, side to side, below sleeve join.
- Length: Measure from neck seam to bottom hem.
