Inspired by Moo Deng — the tiniest hippo with the biggest emotional damage. Caught mid-gasp and radiating secondhand embarrassment, this little legend is the spirit animal of every awkward moment you've ever tried to forget. 🦛💥
Whether you're reliving a cringy DM, mispronouncing “quinoa,” or just existing too loudly in public — Moo Deng’s rival is right there with you. Mortified. Constantly.
🫣 Features:
✔ 100% Soft Cotton – For cozy comfort during every social misfire.
✔ Crisp Monochrome Print – Clean lines. Big energy. Bigger regrets.
✔ For the Chronically Embarrassed – We see you. We are you.From awkward silences to catastrophic typos — this tee wears your pain so you don’t have to.
Be flustered. Be fabulous. Be Mortified.
Mortified – Pygmy Hippo of Eternal Secondhand Embarrassment Shirt
R285.00Price
Color: Black
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 54 73 Large 57 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the Short Sleeve T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current Short Sleeve T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
Short Sleeve T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the Short Sleeve T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest
