For those who treat mornings like a high-stakes delicate operation. This design serves as a polite (but firm) warning to anyone considering social interaction before the first cup of coffee. It is the perfect attire for the reluctant early riser who values their personal space as much as their sleep.
Crafted for the Morning Struggle
Ultra-Soft Hibernation Comfort: Printed on premium, breathable 100% black cotton - soft enough to make you wish you were still in bed.
High-Visibility Honesty: We use high-grade, eco-friendly inks to ensure the crisp white text and golden-yellow accents deliver your message with professional clarity.
Resilient Quality: This design is engineered to bond with the fabric, ensuring the bold lettering and distressed star details won't crack or fade, even after a lifetime of difficult mornings.
I Am Awake... Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 53 73 Large 56 75 XLarge 59 77 2XL 62 79 3XL 65 82 4XL 69 84 How to measure:
- Half Chest: Lay garment flat. Measure across front, side to side, below sleeve join.
- Length: Measure from neck seam to bottom hem.
