Keep it polite—or at least pretend to—with this hilarious, vintage-inspired graphic. The design features a determined chipmunk with incredibly puffed-out cheeks, wearing a tiny striped polo shirt, as he struggles to follow the advice printed above: "How to Keep Your Sarcastic Thoughts Inside."
It’s the perfect apparel for anyone who finds themselves biting their tongue on a daily basis and prefers to let their clothing do the talking.
✨ Quality Built for the Sarcastic Soul
Our commitment to quality ensures your wit stays sharp and the colors stay bright:
Premium Fabric: Crafted from soft, breathable 100% white cotton for ultimate comfort while you're holding back those witty remarks.
Support Independent Artists: This quirky, custom-designed graphic is sourced from talented independent artists and designers globally.
Vibrant, Eco-Friendly Print: Each order is custom printed using environmentally friendly, water-based inks to ensure the retro orange, yellow, and brown tones pop against the white fabric.
Polite-Grade Durability: Our specialized ink bonds into the fabric fibers, ensuring the detailed illustration and vintage typography won't crack or wash off over time.
Sarcastic Thoughts T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 53 73 Large 56 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the Short Sleeve T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current Short Sleeve T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
Short Sleeve T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the Short Sleeve T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest
