Meet the world’s most suspicious gardener. This design features a wide-eyed frog in overalls who takes "getting your hands dirty" to a whole new, slightly concerning level. Whether you're actually planting petunias or just have a dark sense of humor, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for the delightfully unhinged.
✨ Crafted for the Darkly Funny
Premium Softness: Printed on 100% white cotton that feels incredible, whether you’re digging holes or just lounging around.
Sharp, Stark Detail: Our eco-friendly black ink creates a high-contrast, sketched look that makes the frog’s "thousand-yard stare" really pop.
Built to Last: Like a well-kept secret, this print is designed to stay put, wash after wash, without fading or peeling.
I Bury Things T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 53 73 Large 56 75 XLarge 59 77 2XL 62 79 3XL 65 82 4XL 69 84 How to measure:
- Half Chest: Lay garment flat. Measure across front, side to side, below sleeve join.
- Length: Measure from neck seam to bottom hem.
