Add a touch of vintage sass to your wardrobe with this cheeky, retro-styled graphic. The design features two young children in classic 70s-era attire—striped shirts and denim overalls—happily pointing at a large book. It’s the perfect apparel for those who love "polite" sarcasm and vintage children’s book aesthetics with a modern, irreverent twist.
✨ Quality Built for the Sarcastic Soul
Our commitment to quality ensures your wit stays sharp and the colors stay bright:
Premium Fabric: Crafted from soft, breathable 100% white cotton for ultimate comfort while you’re out spreading the "good word".
Support Independent Artists: This hilarious, custom-designed graphic is sourced from talented independent artists and designers globally.
Vibrant, Eco-Friendly Print: Each order is custom printed using environmentally friendly, water-based inks to ensure the vintage tan, blue, and red tones pop against the white fabric.
Literary-Grade Durability: Our specialized ink bonds into the fabric fibers, ensuring the detailed illustration and bold text won't crack or wash off over time.
"It Says Here..." Retro T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 53 73 Large 56 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the Short Sleeve T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current Short Sleeve T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
Short Sleeve T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the Short Sleeve T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest

































