Celebrate your unrivaled wit with this vintage-inspired typographic masterpiece
It's the perfect apparel for anyone who has turned sarcasm into an art form and wants the world to recognize their reigning status.
Quality Built for the Sarcastic Elite
Our commitment to quality ensures your title remains as sharp as your comebacks:
Premium Fabric: Crafted from soft, breathable 100% black cotton for ultimate comfort while you deliver your best lines.
Support Independent Artists: This unique, custom-designed graphic is sourced from talented independent artists and designers globally.
Vibrant, Eco-Friendly Print: Each order is custom printed using environmentally friendly, water-based inks to ensure the intricate white details pop sharply against the dark fabric.
Champion-Grade Durability: Our chemically-formulated ink bonds into the fabric fibers, ensuring the distressed vintage lettering and banner won't crack or wash off over time.
Professional Smartass T-Shirt
SIZE HALF CHEST (CM) LENGTH XXS 44 64 XS 48 67 Small 50 70 Medium 53 73 Large 56 76 XLarge 62 79 XXLarge 65 82 69 84 - How to measure and use Half Chest
The "Half chest" or "across-chest" measurement is obtained by laying the Short Sleeve T-Shirt flat on a flat surface. The garment is then measured across the front, side to side, from just a few centimeters below where the sleeve joins the body of the garment.
Measure one of your current Short Sleeve T-Shirts with this method to determine the size you need.
- How to measure length
Short Sleeve T-Shirt length is measured from the neck seam to the bottom of the Short Sleeve T-Shirt.
- How to measure and use Half Chest
